Shipping Policy
Hey friend!
Once you hit that “buy now” button, I do a happy dance and start getting your crappy craft ready to fly the coop. Each order is lovingly packed and shipped out within one week — because great things take time (and I have to wrestle with tape).
I currently ship within everywhere, (yeah you heard that right) and all items are sent through. Once your order is on its way, you'll get a notification so you can start haunting your mailbox like a raccoon with a vendetta.
Please note: Once it leaves my hands, it’s up to the shipping gods. If something goes sideways (lost, delayed, eaten by a mail gremlin), don’t panic — just message me and we’ll sort it out together.
Thanks for supporting my weird little world.
Questions? Rants? Craft compliments? Reach out anytime — I love mail that isn’t a bill.
Return & Exchange Policy
Alright, let’s talk: all sales are final — apologies.
Because each item is made with love, sass, and the occasional tear, I don’t offer returns or exchanges. I’m a one-human show over here, not Amazon (bless their robot hearts?).
That said — if your order arrives damaged, mangled, or looking like, real crappy please reach out. I want you to be happy (or at least not mildly furious), and I’ll do my best to make it right.
Thanks for understanding and supporting handmade, slightly chaotic, beautifully crappy art.